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Don't let your worries get the
 
best of you;  remember, Moses started
 
out as a basket case.
 
 
 
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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit
 
in
 
their pews.
 
 
 
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Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
 
 
 
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It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
 
 
 
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The good Lord didn't create anything
 
without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
 
 
 
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When you get to your wit's end,  you'll find God lives there.
 
 
 
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People are funny;  they want the
 
front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
 
 
 
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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door
 
forever.
 
 
 
 
 
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Quit griping about your
 
church;  if it was perfect,  you couldn't belong.
 
 
 
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If the church wants a
 
better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
 
 
 
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God Himself does not propose
 
to judge a man until he is dead.  So why should you?
 
 
 
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Some minds are like concrete
 
thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
 
 
 
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Peace starts with a smile.
 
 
 
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I don't know why some people
 
change churches;  what difference does
 
it make which one you stay home from?!
 
 
 
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A lot of church members who
 
are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the
 
premises.
 
 
 
 
 
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We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
 
 
 
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Be ye fishers of men.  You catch them - He'll clean them.
 
 
 
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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
 
 
 
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Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
 
 
 
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Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
 
 
 
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Forbidden fruits create many jams.
 
 
 
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God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
 
 
 
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God grades on the cross, not the curve.
 
 
 
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God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over
 
"religious nuts!"
 
 
 
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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
 
 
 
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He who angers you, controls you!
 
 
 
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If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
 
 
 
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Prayer:
 
 
 
Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
 
 
 
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The task ahead of us is never as
 
great as the Power behind us.
 
 
 
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The Will of God never takes you to
 
where the Grace of God will not protect you.
 
 
 
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We don't change the message, the message changes us.
 
 
 
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You can tell how big a person
 
is by what it takes to..........discourage him.
 
 
 
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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
 
1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.
 
 
 
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